I don't know what this blog is.
I (inefficiently and slowly) help translate "Pyuu To Fuku! Jaguar", the best gag manga.
Here's a misleading description of Jaguar from the #1 fangirl.
Or skip that and JUST FUCKING READ JAGUAR HERE
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.